I hate super mario brother now. in fact if I ever see super mario brother(s) on the street I will yell at them and say "your game is bad stinky" until they die from sheer embarrassment because I am right and mario brother is wrong. when I watched the new nintendo direct and I saw that they did not release a trailer for the new mario game, I was absolutely seething from the fact that I would have to wait a whole nother god damn year just for there to be a chance at new mario brother. I honestly have always hated mario brother. mario brother makes me so mad I could punch a wall and it would go BAM BAM BAM BAM (that's me punching a wall and the wall is breaking). I am going to go to nintendo headquarters where mr nintendo is and expose him for not releasing the new mario project because we all want the new mario brother, but I don't anymore because I hate mario and mario brothers. people try to stop me but they just don't understand the justice I am bringing to the table by partaking in this heroic act of exposition upon mr nintendo and all of his mario minions that he is using to control the world.

we can relate these minions to the 5g towers that rot your brains, because mr nintendo forced all of his mario brothers to build them so that he could mind control the entire world into buying a nintendo switch with no mario brother on it. I can't believe this blasphemy I am hearing right now, it is utterly breathtaking how mr nintendo could do such a thing to the company, and it's all because he refused to release the new mario game. I hate mario now because mr nintendo won't let me play him on the switch I want the new mario game or I am going to write a very angry letter to nintendo about why I hate mr nintendo and fuck super mario I hate him so much.